I'm back. I know I disappeared for a while, and I know I said that I would be better about writing updates, but, uh, I lied. Okay, maybe just stretched the truth since "better" is really relative. Fine, slap my hand and tell me I'm a bad beauty queen, ahem, I mean titleholder. What is this mood I am in? Really bizarre, my apologies. I quit drinking caffeine, and I think that might have something to do with it. Whatever it is, rest assured it's not my fault.
Before I get into the details of my escapades as Miss Wayne Co, I need to address a minor issue that was brought to my attention by the lovely and talented Katie Lorenz. We had a three hour lunch today that was quite enjoyable despite the fact that our waitress kept staring at us. Why, you ask? Because she thought we were twins. Katie and I both find the idea preposterous; however, this is not the first time someone has asked us that. It's not even the second time. I like to think it's our twin spirits emitting effervescent auras, but popular opinion says otherwise. Anyway, the point of this story is that evidently I arranged a little pop quiz on etiquette a few months back in one of my updates, and I failed to post the answer as I had promised (another lie, what is that clause in the MAO contract about "moral turpitude" again?). So, without further adieu, the answer is, drum roll please... "true."
I know, that was just plain mean, but like I said, I'm in a mood. I have no idea how many people read these updates, and since no one emailed me their guesses, I just assumed no one was paying attention. Well, I have been shown once again what happens when I make assumptions... Thank you, Katie, for being a loyal subscriber to "Greetings from Gina," and thank you to all of you who actually read these. It means on some small level you are interested in my crazy antics, and I'm flattered. (P.S. If you really want to know the question you'll have to read my November update :)
Before I get into the details of my escapades as Miss Wayne Co, I need to address a minor issue that was brought to my attention by the lovely and talented Katie Lorenz. We had a three hour lunch today that was quite enjoyable despite the fact that our waitress kept staring at us. Why, you ask? Because she thought we were twins. Katie and I both find the idea preposterous; however, this is not the first time someone has asked us that. It's not even the second time. I like to think it's our twin spirits emitting effervescent auras, but popular opinion says otherwise. Anyway, the point of this story is that evidently I arranged a little pop quiz on etiquette a few months back in one of my updates, and I failed to post the answer as I had promised (another lie, what is that clause in the MAO contract about "moral turpitude" again?). So, without further adieu, the answer is, drum roll please... "true."
I know, that was just plain mean, but like I said, I'm in a mood. I have no idea how many people read these updates, and since no one emailed me their guesses, I just assumed no one was paying attention. Well, I have been shown once again what happens when I make assumptions... Thank you, Katie, for being a loyal subscriber to "Greetings from Gina," and thank you to all of you who actually read these. It means on some small level you are interested in my crazy antics, and I'm flattered. (P.S. If you really want to know the question you'll have to read my November update :)
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